Posts Tagged ‘Miley Cyrus’

Miley Cyrus Beach Makeout

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Miley, who is still just 17 years old, but has been dating older guys since she was probably 13 ran off with Norman so that they could be intimate without fear of retribution from this countries oppressive age of consent laws.

I can’t believe Mr. Cyrus hasn’t done anything about his daughter’s supercharged sex drive. I guess he didn’t want to ruin his gravy train. Because, without his daughter, Mr. Achy Breaky would be broke! Enjoy these pictures of true romance in action.

Miley Cyrus in Harpers Bazaar

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Sometimes I forget which is her real name, Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus. I’m sure some people are like that too and just call her Hannah. She’s probably sick of it and so her TV show will be ending soon. Fourth and final season of Hannah Montana. What will she do now, only time will tell. Here she is in Harpers Bazaar, February 2010 US.

Miley Cyrus Tattoo

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

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God knows what Miley Cyrus was doing in Miami. What is up with that tattoo? Did daddy say it was okay? And WTF is that thing hanging out of her bikini top?!? Ugh, what, did Mr. Cyrus draw the line at breast implants? Seems unlikely as he let some 26 year old bang his daughter…

Miley Cyrus Gets Wet

Monday, November 30th, 2009

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Okay guys, this is for the hardcore pervert. You gotta be pretty sick to enjoy these photos. That being said, I had to look at them a few times just to make sure I posted the right pictures.

Miley Cyrus in Sex and the City 2

Friday, November 27th, 2009

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Fame is finally going to Miley Cyrus’ head. She threw a mini-fit over the weekend when she wasn’t recognized at a restaurant in New York. From the New York Post:

When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, “Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus.” The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, “That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day.”

Whatta little bitch. Hick.

Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash – Driver Dead

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Troopers were called out to the crash scene around 8:20 a.m. Friday. They say the crash occurred on I-85 south near mile marker 55 in Dinwiddie County, that’s about 45-minutes south of Richmond, Virginia.

VSP says the bus was traveling southbound when it went off the left hand side of the roadway and went about 100 yards before it ended up on its right side. 10 people were on board the bus when it went off the road and overturned. Nine of them are members of the singer’s production lighting crew and many of them were asleep at the time of the crash. They exited the wreckage through the front windshield.

The singer was not on board the wrecked bus. State police tell CBS 6 Cyrus was nowhere near the accident scene, though they cannot say for sure where the singer was at the time of the accident.

The cause of the crash remains under investigation.

A publicist for Miley Cyrus released the following statement:

“We are deeply saddened by the loss of Bill “Uncle Bill” Douglas. Members of our tour are like members of our family. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family in the midst of this tragedy. He will truly be missed.”

Miley Cyrus Says You’re Gay

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Miley Cyrus changed the lyrics to her popular song “7 Things” while performing in Lexington, Kentucky at the beginning of the month. Instead of singing “you’re vain, your games, you’re insecure,” she very clearly said “you’re vain, you’re gay, you’re insecure.”

So what, right? She’s a hick. They don’t like gays. What makes it funny is if you pair the above video with the one below from Hilary Duff.