Now, THIS is a proper PETA ad. Famous chick. Check. Actual nude chick. Check. Chick is amateur porn star. Check. Add it together, and Blammo! (Yes, blammo). You have an ad I would actually pay attention to.

Good job PETA. You know sex sells. No more of that implied nudity. Or the next crypt keeper, Pam Anderson. NSFW photos after the jump.