Wondering why you haven’t heard Adrianne’s retarded, high-pitched voice in a while? Here’s what she said.

“I was hiding my fat ass until I lost a bunch of weight. A few weeks ago I went in for my yearly womanly exam and I weighed in a 150.5 pounds and I crapped my pants,” Curry added. “I am on a no-carb diet. So I’ve started eating fish, steamed vegetables, no butter, no sugar, no bread, and no fun and now I’m at 136 pounds. I’m also going to the gym, I don’t believe in being thin disgusting. I like to have muscle.”

150.5 pounds?!? BFD. Isn’t she like six feet tall? Either that or Boy Brady number two is freakishly short. Muscle, huh? Have you seen her Playboy spread? No woman is supposed to look that muscular.

“My only regret is that now I’ve decided not to share my life (her VH1 reality show “My Fair Brady” ceased filming two years ago) people can’t see that I’m mature. I’ve grown up oodles, people only get to see me acting like a 22-year-old on replays but I’m now 27, I’m pushing 30. The old broad had to grow up without you.”

When you have to tell people you are mature, guess what, you’re not. That’s like Paris Hilton saying that she is smart. Or John Gosselin claiming that that he’s not a douche bag.

Whatever, shut up woman and make a sex tape already.